REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

Harelel was born in the hamlet of Liatown. Though he was the son of a lowly carpenter, and was expected to continue the family trade, he was ever an adventurous lad. He became known as Harelel the Fearless following the most famous quest of his career. Harelel left his home at the height of summer. When captured by the vicious traitor Iusian, he was forced to prove himself in the arena before Iusian's howling minions. Bravely, he fought against a pack of hungry orcs, which he destroyed easily, and a pack of ogres, which he also bested. His penultimate fight was against a pair of dread fallen angels, during which his foe scored a nasty hit to his face, leaving a scar that would remain for life. Having overcome this final challenge, he fought his way through the crowd to face Iusian, whom he bested, freeing the land from his tyranny. His quest finally ended when he freed the people of Terham town from the dread lord Inus.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!