Regnus 5.5

The Random Text Scripting Language

It was a dark, wet noon. The monk repeatedly walked up to the sad nazi and screamed, "I have a brand new butt." There was a pause. "Is Alice Cooper good in bed?" asked the nazi. "Absolutely not!" came the reply.
Generated by the Regnus script Something Completely Different, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!