REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

Welsh forces invading Papua New Guinea have been hindered today by the satanic Korean mercenary forces under the command of Commander Bender. ITV News was told today that the invaders were effectively repelled by the use of schizophrenic chains, but the attack presses on all the same...
Generated by the Regnus script Something Completely Different, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!