Regnus 5.5

The Random Text Scripting Language

Once upon a time, in a small town not too far from here, there was an arrogant, shrivelled drunkard, named Jeff. Jeff's mangy stepfather, however, was jealous of his ugly underwear, and one day, he killed him. The end.
Generated by the Regnus script The Storyteller, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!