REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

When Ararus was but a young boy, his village was razed, and its people killed, by a pair of imps. The sole survivor, he began a long quest to find purpose in his life. He was cast out from the city of Ithelton by its King, Itharus, when he was caught in the bedchambers of the Princess Arhi. However, he was soon begged to return when Ithelton came under attack from a horde of snakes and their leprechaun allies. However, he had wandered far into the Plains of Haranonus by the time word arrived with him of the city's fate, and by the time he returned, the city had been razed. He found the Princess's body in the rubble, and swore vengeance on those responsible. This experience was to shape the events of the rest of his life. His quest finally ended when he slew the brutal witch Conaran, and defeated the black traitor Anda.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!