Regnus 5.5

The Random Text Scripting Language

Many moons ago, in a grim world far far away, there was a hairy, clumsy maid, known by the name Aryana. Aryana's corrupt daughter, however, was jealous of her famous hair, and one day, she cast a spell on her, causing her to become a kiss. Thus, Aryana spent the rest of her life as a kiss person. The end.
Generated by the Regnus script The Storyteller, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!