REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

Bryak was born in the city of Darville. At an early age, his mother was murdered by a firedrake, spurring him to head out alone into the world at the height of spring. While exploring the Forests of Ferionion, he recovered the legendary Charm of Ferar, said to possess the power to wield chaotic magic. While investigating some labyrinths, he was attacked by a slime monster owing allegiance to the brutal traitor Sanarusal, which he bested without pause. His quest finally ended when he rescued the beautiful Princess Yifar from the castle of the powerful warlock Anonaran, and rescued the beautiful Princess Lydar from the labyrinth of the ferocious elf Teran.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!