REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

Eaak was born in the town of Yianmouth. Though he was the son of a lowly baker, and was expected to continue the family trade, he was ever an adventurous lad. He became known as Eaak the Lionhearted following the most famous quest of his career. Eaak left his home at the height of summer. While exploring the Forests of Yiaran, he aided the men of Terusmouth in their battle against an ogre working for the dread tyrant Anonaran. Deep in the mire of Elilin, he exterminated a pair of demons, from which he recovered a sparkling emerald. As he continued on his quest, he came across a pack of zombies, and discovered to his delight during the ensuing combat that the artefact was no ordinary emerald, but possessed the power to rule the city of Ardorf. Having defeated his foe, he realized that he had in fact found the lost Emerald of Aranon. His quest finally ended when he avenged his sister's death at the hands of the horrific elf Fareron, and won back the mythical Talisman of Ithen from the terrifying witch Daion.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!