REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

Many tides ago, in a world far far away, there was a boring drunkard, known by the name Mary. Mary's hairy daughter, however, wanted revenge for Mary spurning her, and one day, she cast a spell on her, causing her to become sleepy. Mary found life very difficult as a sleepy person, but one day, a brain-dead thief licked her and she was suddenly no longer sleepy! When she had recovered, her friends hunted down her hairy daughter and arrested her, and they all lived happily ever after.
Generated by the Regnus script The Storyteller, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!