REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

Usin was born in the village of Kylaranham. At an early age, his nephew was murdered by a pack of fallen angels, spurring him to head out alone into the world one summer. In the Plain of Ferenan, he aided the men of Yidorf in their battle against a pair of brutal imps. While investigating some mires, he recovered the legendary Talisman of Farusan, said to possess the power to control slime monsters. His quest finally ended when he returned to his homeland and founded a new and great village called Usindorf.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!