REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6, QB4.5 and the Web!

When Ganin was but a young boy, his village was razed, and its people killed, by a pair of hungry zombies. The sole survivor, he began a long quest to find purpose in his life. Deep in the cave of Ganaranaran, he defeated a pack of terrifying leprechauns, from which he recovered a cold bracelet. As he continued on his quest, he came across a pack of skeletons, and discovered to his wonder during the ensuing combat that the artefact was no ordinary bracelet, but possessed the power to master the elements. Having bested his foe, he realized that he had in fact found the magical Bracelet of Yidalus. His quest finally ended when he won back the mythical Bracelet of Terion from the hungry necromancer Usion, and won back the fabled Charm of Iananon from the hungry witch Fardalar.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG
To create random challenges or results in a game
To generate controlled random data for a research project
To create randomised statistical information
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including the Java Platform, Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!