Regnus 5.5

The Random Text Scripting Language

Many tides ago, in a world far far away, there was a boring drunkard, known by the name Mary. Mary's hairy daughter, however, wanted revenge for Mary spurning her, and one day, she cast a spell on her, causing her to become sleepy. Mary found life very difficult as a sleepy person, but one day, a brain-dead thief licked her and she was suddenly no longer sleepy! When she had recovered, her friends hunted down her hairy daughter and arrested her, and they all lived happily ever after.
Generated by the Regnus script The Storyteller, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text. Some example applications of the language might be:

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including Windows, DOS, and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!