Regnus 5.2

The Random Text Scripting Language

Regnus Script Showcase

This page gathers together some of the Regnus scripts posted by users in the Script Showcase forum, selected for being particularly useful, particularly funny, or particularly good examples of scripting techniques.

Please feel welcome to download these scripts for use on your local machine, or to link to them directly with web-based Regnus parsers in order to ensure that you are always using the most up-to-date versions of the scripts, but please ensure that you credit a script's author if using them to generate content in your website or program!

Something Completely Different

The very first Regnus script, this is the classic collection of random text structures that came packaged with early versions of the Regnus parsers for DOS and Windows.

It was a dark, wet afternoon. The headmaster's daughter apparently walked up to the dead chipmunk and hissed, "Death is merely the prelude to life." There was a pause. "Is that a slime in your pocket?" asked the chipmunk. "Twinkle twinkle?" came the reply.
Generated by the Regnus script Something Completely Different, by Ryan J. Bury

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Ryan J. Bury
Version
2.1
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Something%20Completely%20Different.rsf
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Proverbs

A script designed to crossbreed well-known proverbs, creating new jewels of wisdom!

Haste comes to all shepherds.
Generated by the Regnus script Proverbs, by Ryan J. Bury

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Ryan J. Bury
Version
1.0
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Proverbs.rsf
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Breaking News

A script to produce random rolling news captions, written for The Taxman.

London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art genii now too poor to protest...
Generated by the Regnus script Breaking News, by James Cracknell

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Author
James Cracknell & Ryan J. Bury
Version
6.0
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Breaking%20News.rsf
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Rhyming Poem Generator

An example of using multiple aliases to produce rhyme-structures using Regnus.

The Meek Bait

Here, upon my raw pie,
As I made sure to reek my tie,
Long ago, there was a heap,
So I can see the freaks and weep.

Generated by the Regnus script Rhyming Poem Generator, by Ryan J. Bury

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Author
Ryan J. Bury
Version
1.0
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Rhyming%20Poem%20Generator.rsf
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Religious RTG

A script to generate various random texts appropriate to religious cults!

Thoughts sometimes stuff bandits in order to stand pieces.
Generated by the Regnus script Religious RTG, by Rabek Isaac Jeris

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Rabek Isaac Jeris
Version
1.0
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Religious%20RTG.rsf
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Advertising Slogan Generator

Does exactly what it says on the can...

Faces: the adequate present for the teacher who has it all.
Generated by the Regnus script Advertising Slogan Generator, by Rhiannon Moore

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Rhiannon Moore
Version
1.0
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Advertising%20Slogan%20Generator.rsf
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The Storyteller

A script to generate short but coherent fairytales!

Once upon a time, in a distant village, there was a clumsy, sad judge, named Jennifer. Jennifer's schizophrenic aunt, however, wanted revenge for Jennifer stealing a huge urn from her, and one day, she killed her. The end.
Generated by the Regnus script The Storyteller, by Ryan J. Bury

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Ryan J. Bury
Version
1.0
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Trash Fantasy Adventures

A script to randomly generate short, trashy, fantasy hack-and-slash adventures!

Mathilinal was born in the hamlet of Teralton. At an early age, his beloved was murdered by a pair of trolls, spurring him to head out alone into the world one winter. He encountered the deadly traitor Feralius, and bested him, in the Mire of Enal. He was ambushed by a pack of ogres, which he killed after a close-fought battle, while investigating some plains. He encountered the malicious lord Elel, and exterminated him, in the Mountain of Lydalius. His quest finally ended when he defeated Arusanon, lord of the fallen angels.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

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Author
Ryan J. Bury
Version
1.0
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http://www.regnus-scripting.info/scripts/Trash%20Fantasy%20Adventures.rsf
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More scripts can be found in the Script Showcase forum - and if you have a script of your own to share, please do post it, and maybe it will be featured here!