REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6 and QB4.5

Many millennia ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a sly, hideous soldier, known by the name Marshal. Marshal's brain-dead grandmother, however, was jealous of his cute thimble, and one day, she killed him. The end.
Generated by the Regnus script The Storyteller, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text, whether for work or just for fun! If you're simply looking for something amusing to pass the time, please go ahead and grab yourself a parser and a humorous script, and have fun! If you are more interested in writing your own scripts, or using Regnus for a practical application, you can jump straight into a simple step-by-step tutorial. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website...
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry...
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly...
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot...
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG...
To create random challenges or results in a game...
To generate controlled random data for a research project...
To create randomised statistical information...
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts...
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including Windows, DOS, Java and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!