REGNUS: The Random Text Scripting Language, for Java, Windows, DOS, PHP, VB6 and QB4.5

When Daranonak was but a young boy, his village was razed, and its people killed, by a horrific cockatrice. The sole survivor, he began a long quest to find purpose in his life. He was laid into by a centaur under the command of the powerful lord Araran, which he bested with ease, lost in the labyrinths. He was ambushed by an orc serving the horrific traitor Mathinin, which he destroyed in his stride, lost in the caves. Lost in the mires, he aided the men of Mathham in their battle against a horrific goblin under the power of the horrific necromancer Usion. His quest finally ended when he defeated Bryen, lord of the dinosaurs, and avenged his aunt's death at the hands of the vicious traitor Conalel.
Generated by the Regnus script Trash Fantasy Adventures, by Ryan J. Bury

Regnus is a simple but powerful scripting language for generating random text, whether for work or just for fun! If you're simply looking for something amusing to pass the time, please go ahead and grab yourself a parser and a humorous script, and have fun! If you are more interested in writing your own scripts, or using Regnus for a practical application, you can jump straight into a simple step-by-step tutorial. Some example applications of the language might be:

To control or generate random content on a website...
To write random stories, prose, or even poetry...
To create humorous comments, insults or slanders on the fly...
To provide random speech for an automated agent such as an IRC bot...
To instantly generate detailed random encounter tables in an RPG...
To create random challenges or results in a game...
To generate controlled random data for a research project...
To create randomised statistical information...
To generate "lorem ipsum" content to test page layouts...
To generate random nonsense just for fun!

Regnus parsers are available for many different platforms, including Windows, DOS, Java and PHP, and learning to write your own Regnus scripts is as simple as following the simple step-by-step tutorial. A user forum is also availble for you to ask questions and share advice with other users, and post your scripts and ideas!